Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Anon
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier
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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
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Getting old ain't for sissies.
- Betty Davis
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The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - H. V. Prochnow
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain
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Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home. - Unknown
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You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason
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General Birthday Quotes