I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille ball
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The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. - Bob Hope
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day
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Getting old ain't for sissies.
- Betty Davis
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. - Brigitte Bardot
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
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It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain
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